Welcome to the post office!
“As the goblins’ labyrinth connects more and more spheres together, the need for efficient inter-sphere mail delivery grew. Goblins enthusiastically attempted to answer the demand and mail offices sprought all over the spheres. The number of post offices dangerously rose until the Great Goblin Mail War. Piles of important paperwork shipped without a stamp, the crash of the postal seal bubble, mailgobs went missing because of mail bandits or saboteurs from rival offices. It was a bureaucratic bloodbath.”
Premise
GOBLIN MAIL is a Troika! compatible adventure about a chaotic post office run by goblins full of whimsy that’s infested with gremlins and all sorts of freaky lil’ creatures. Navigate through the chaotic work environment of goblin bureaucracy and meet weird denizens from all over the spheres in search of your lost package. Unveil a mysterious conspiracy of the postal industry! Wait in lines! Find lost packages of eldritch potential! Get beat up and robbed blind by mail bandits! Fill out a form of complaint and finally retrieve what you came for!
Meet the Staff
- Agatha, the stern customs officer of the post office, is a giant talking spider lady feared by goblins and gremlins alike.
- Burt is big, mean and full of caffeine. Burt is the post office’s first line of defense against intruders, saboteurs and clients that want to make a scene. You do not want to meet Burt.
- Grilda, the friendly and full-of-energy receptionist with a knack for fortune reading.
- Tobias is a student of the arcane arts and not really part of the staff. He just kind of lives here I guess?
- Da Boss is the mysterious manager who never leaves its office and is respected by all.
