CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN!
You have been selected for an EXCITING MISSION. Your assignment is to:
[ ] Determine why there's a microscopic shortfall in food vat yields
[ ] Test experimental brain interface technology
[ ] Terminate terrorist mutant traitors
[ ] Identify and terminate saboteurs in your Troubleshooter team
[ ] Determine the precise temperature at which your cranial fluid boils
[ ] Have fun. Fun is mandatory.
[X] ALL OF THE ABOVE
The odds of your survival can be greatly increased by:
[ ] Not going on the mission.
[ ] Deep-tissue forehead cleansing
[ ] Developing the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts
[ ] Concealing that you have the mutant power to levitate down elevator shafts
[ ] Terminating your fellow Troubleshooters before they can terminate you
[X] Purchasing this exciting adventure
[ ] ALL OF THE ABOVE